Great Quotes: Yogi, Winston, Twain & Charlie

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August / September 2017 issue page 20


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Great Quotes: Yogi, Winston, Twain & Charlie

Winston Churchill

Yes Mrs Astor I AM DRUNK, But YOU are UGLY. And in the Morning I Will be SOBER and YOU will STILL be UGLY!

Mrs Astor: "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee," Churchill famously replied: "Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it."

Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.

90% of the game is half mental.

I never said most of the things I said.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Mark Twain

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Charlie Sheen
Can't is the cancer of happening.

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

 

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