October/November 2004 Now in our thirteenth year. www.Bdarn.com

Everyone's Welcome
Saint Peter came to God one day and said there are some gangsters from the hood that want to come past the pearly gates into heaven. God said, go ahead let them in, I'm sure over their life they have done at least one good act.
Ten minutes later Saint Peter returned to God and said: "Sorry God, they are gone." "What the gangsters?" "No, Saint Peter said, "the Pearly Gates!"

Blonde Joke
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Does Your Dog Own You?
See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.
You believe every dog is a lap dog.
If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dogs).
You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over. 

Shouldn't have said that!

Cop had been running a speed trap all day with no results. Finally he pulls over a speeding teenager. He said, "I have been waiting for you all day!"
Kid responded, I got here as quick as I could. (he got a warning)

Joke update
We had a few complaints about the jokes in the past issue. I checked the constitution, there is no right not to be offended. You do have the right of personal choice to change the channel and not read something.
As part of getting ready for my 12 yr old son's Halloween party I listened to the top 20 songs played on every kids radio and tuned into about 15 minutes of MTV (about all I could take). Based on what is currently being listened to by teens and pre-teens what you read in BD&RN is extremely tame.
That being said we will in the future soften the edginess on our jokes.