WHO HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED?
Conservation Officer (CO) Gary Forsberg (Fergus Falls) received
a nuisance raccoon complaint from a Otter Tail County homeowner
who said a raccoon followed the owner's dog into the house. The
raccoon took up residence in the bedroom. The homeowner spent
the night on the couch after unsuccessfully attempting to capture
the raccoon. Forsberg, with assistance of a DNR Wildlife employee,
removed the raccoon in the morning after it was found curled
up sleeping in the homeowner's bed.
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I
have to apologize?